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mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

warbird27:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

ALL PILOTS EVER, IN A NUTSHELL

warbird27:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

ALL PILOTS EVER, IN A NUTSHELL

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

ejacutastic:

hehe

ejacutastic:

hehe

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?